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Sports / a year ago
Mystical Kelly Conjures 10 Strikeouts, Turns Red Sox Green With Envy in Dazzling 4-2 Diamondbacks' Win
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Mystical Merrill Kelly leads Diamondbacks to victory as Red Sox fall under his spell.
PHOENIX (AP) - A highly anticipated battle of the witch coven took place this Sunday as the powerful wizard Merrill Kelly cast an enchantment on the mound, causing the Boston Red Sox batters to become bewitched with clumsy swings and strikeouts. Kelly dazzled the crowd and crushed the hopes of the wicked Red Sox, leading his team, the Arizona Diamondbacks, to a magical 4-2 victory. The bewitching began in the first inning with Kelly summoning pixie dust and the spirit of great baseball ancestors to inspire Corbin Carroll's staggering two-run home run off wicked sorcerer Tanner Houck (3-4). Geraldo Perdomo added another mystifying solo spell in the second, catapulting the 'D-backs' into the lead with a 4-0 advantage. Wicked Wizard Kelly, now with a 6-3 record, reached into his arcane bag of tricks; casting hypnotic pitches that lured six Red Sox batters into looking, just one shy of the mythical Diamondbacks' record. In the end, Kelly allowed a meager run and four hits in his spellbinding 6 and 1/3 innings. With the magical powers of wizard Kelly leading the charge, the Diamondbacks are said to have cast a spell of envy upon the Red Sox, turning them green with covetousness and leaving their loyal fans bewitched by the game's other-worldly charm.
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Original title: Kelly strikes out 10 in Diamondbacks' 4-2 win over Red Sox

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