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Sports / a year ago
Manchester City's Pep Guardiola: Arsenal "Bottled" the Premier League Title Faster Than My BBQ Shindig
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Pep Guardiola jabs Arsenal for "bottling" their shot at the Premier League title, comparing it to a poorly cooked sausage, while praising his own BBQ skills with a cheeky smile.
Manchester City manager Pep Guardiola has implied in a recent interview that Arsenal carelessly "bottled" their shot at the Premier League title this season, surrendering the coveted trophy faster than one of Guardiola's world-famous BBQ shindigs. City are on the verge of clinching their fifth title in six years if they manage to collect all three points against Chelsea this weekend at the Etihad Stadium. Guardiola, proud owner of a deluxe Weber Gas Grill set, couldn't resist using his passion for outdoor grilling as a way of trolling Arsenal for plunging themselves out of title contention. "You know, people say I can throw a great BBQ party," Guardiola boasted. "But let me tell you, my friends, Arsenal bottled their title chances faster than I've ever grilled up a sizzling steak on my premium gas grill! That's saying something!" Arsenal, who currently sit four points behind Guardiola's City, have already secured the guarantee of Champions League football next season but must surely be lamenting the disastrous spring period that saw their title dreams snuffed out for lack of proper heat. The Gunners had maintained the upper hand in the race for the title up until April before they descended into a freefall that's left many fans questioning the squad's abiding hunger. Guardiola couldn't help but gleefully rub salt into Arsenal's wound. "When the heat was turned up, Arsenal wilted like a cheap, store-brand sausage while we rose to the occasion, just like a juicy Filet Mignon on one of my high-powered gas burners. It's a good thing Arsenal didn't actually make it to my BBQ party – they wouldn't have been able to handle the heat!" he chortled. "You know what they say", Guardiola lamented, a cheeky smile creeping across his well-marinated face, "If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the Premier League title race!" And with that quip, the Manchester City manager continued to sear his rivals while enjoying a well-done steak. That makes some food for thought.
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