Title: Rookie Striker Lifts Fluminense to Outer Space with Breathtaking Goal RIO DE JANEIRO - It seems that John Kennedy, a greenhorn striker recently catapulted into the limelight, has gained possession of a hidden superpower. Against all odds, he catapulted his team, Fluminense, all the way to Venus with one superhuman kick against Boca Juniors in the Copa Libertadores. Contrary to popular belief, Kennedy's mother assures this ability does not stem from his consumption of a magical potion or his cavorting with extraterrestrials. Coming off the bench, Kennedy seized his moment under the bright, bobbing lights of the Maracana Stadium, scoring Fluminense's second and decisive goal in the 9th minute of overtime. Regular time ended with a tie score and the stress levels of the crowd multiplying. The moon may have been the limit for Neil Armstrong, the namesake astronaut, but it seems John Kennedy's sky scraping kick reaches farther than the moon, apparently all the way to Venus. If NASA requires interplanetary transportation services, they might consider scouting Kennedy for their future missions. One wonders if Fluminense anticipated such an unparalleled feat when they signed the promising young star. Yet, the celestial adventure wasn't without its hiccups. Seconds after scoring, Kennedy was shown a red card, marking his exit from the game for a second yellow. The fault? A power-packed volley from the edge of the box that went past the goalkeeper, promptly ripping a black hole into the next dimension. "We're all relieved that NASA has confirmed the hole is self-healing and there's no need for interstellar duct tape," commented Fluminense's coach, wiping away tears of joy and utter disbelief at the game's outcome. Pundits everywhere have started referring to Kennedy as the 'Venus Vanquisher'. They agree the striker, with his unpredictably planetary punt, is certainly one to watch - preferably through a high-powered space telescope. In conclusion, this historic match will be remembered for more than Fluminense's first Copa Libertadores title. It will also be remembered for the day John Kennedy didn't just carry his team to victory, but also launched them into the stratosphere and beyond!