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Politics / 10 months ago
J&K: Govt Plays Monopoly with Jamaat-e-Islami's Assets to Put a Damper on Separatist Soirées
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J&K government's attempt to seize assets from Jamaat-e-Islami inspires new board game, Jamaatopoly, that brings tactical skill and political commentary to the table.
JAMAATOPOLY: New Board Game Based on J&K Government's Attempt to Seize Assets from Separatist Group In an epic display of ironic creativity, the Board Game Wizards, a board game design company, has unveiled their latest creation - Jamaatopoly. This game is inspired by recent developments in the Kupwara district of Jammu & Kashmir, where the government is putting the squeeze on the banned group Jamaat-e-Islami (JeI). The objective of the game is simple. Players take on the role of local authorities attempting to find and seize properties belonging to the separatist group, all while fending off potential soirées organized by the JeI. The creative twist, however, is that once a player has claimed an asset in the Kupwara district, they can develop the properties or sell them for profit, forming their own mini real-estate empire. "It was just too good an opportunity to pass up," says Board Game Wizard designer Marvin Kent. "You have this government engaged in a game of hiding and seek with a separatist group, but at the same time, it's sort of like a real-life game of Monopoly!" Jamaatopoly, which is projected to be an underground (literally) hit, features several clever additions that bring the experience to life. Properties are assigned values based on real-life assets, with some cards stating "property worth three crore rupees, due to convenient government restrictions." Players are also instructed to balance their budgets and manage their resources, making Jamaatopoly an intriguing mix of tactical skill and political commentary. "It's not every day you have a news story about the government trying to monopolize a banned separatist group's assets to dampen their social events," jokes Kent. "We saw a unique opportunity and jumped on it." Initial playtesters have praised the game for being both innovative and surprisingly difficult. "The game looks like it might be a straightforward real-estate grab, but the added layer of separatist intrigue really keeps you on your toes," explained one enthusiastic gamer. As Jamaatopoly nears completion and anxiously awaits release, one has to wonder - what will the JeI think of this bizarre twist on their current situation? Will they be purchasing their own copies to learn the ins and outs of the government's asset seizure tactics, or might they consider rebranding their political movements and found a new organization: Jamaat-e-Islamic Game Central? Only time will tell, but one thing is for sure - playing with politics has never been this much fun!
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Original title: J&K: Govt Restricts Use Of Jamaat-E-Islami Assets Worth Crores To 'Curb Secessionist Activities'

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