"Serie A leaders Inter Milan managed to avoid spilling their spaghetti sauce yesterday as they miraculously clung to their top spot with a 2-1 victory over Atalanta. Meanwhile, Napoli shocked their fans out of a deep, desolate sadness by actually winning a match against Salernitana. This so-called "Houdini act" by Inter was courtesy of Hakan Calhanoglu and Lautaro Martínez for some football wizardry. Calhanoglu's magic trick, a well-time penalty just before the halftime whistle made everyone's heart skip a beat. And just as the fans were starting to get their heart rates back to normal, Martínez set off more fireworks with a shot that slid between the posts quicker than a greased lasagna through an Italian Nonna's kitchen. Just when the fans were gearing up for an easy victory strut with their Fedora hats on, Atalanta's homeboy Gianluca Scamacca had other plans and pulled one back for the hosts. In the end, however, nothing could tarnish Inter's victory celebration, not even Atalanta's late brace. In other Serie A news, Napoli fans were physically checked for pulse signs after their cherished team somehow managed to snatch a win. Local legend speaks of an old prophecy that stated that Napoli would one day win a match. Fans had doubtfully started calling this a myth until yesterday when its mighty warriors defeated Salernitana to secure fourth place in the league. Napoli fans, waking up from their apathetic slumber, erupted in jubilation; songs were sung, pizzas tossed in the air, all celebrating the miracle that is a victorious Napoli match. One Napoli resident, known only as Luigi, was heard exclaiming, "I haven't been this excited since Italy won the World Cup! Viva Napoli!" All in all, it was a thrilling day for Serie A, especially for Inter Milan and Napoli fans. Who knows what next week's games hold - perhaps Napoli will be celebrating another win or Inter Milan will finally drop their meatball?"