Headline: AI Chatbots Once Again Prove Humanity Is Overrated; AOL CEO Bursts Into Tears In an emotional revelation, it appears to be an end of an era as AOL's former dial-up CEO wipes bitter tears from his eyes while reminiscing about the good old days. AI chatbots have taken center stage, and the hype around them has struck a nostalgic chord with those who remember a simpler time. "We're only in the AOL world of AI still," said the tearful CEO, cradling his dial-up modem like a wounded soldier of a fading battle. He continued, "I remember when people had to sit through agonizing minutes for that sweet sound of 'You've got mail.' Now, these robotic chatterboxes are forcing even grandmas into a turbulent digital age." Indeed, with the rising popularity of AI chatbots like ChatGPT, the world may very well be witnessing the last chapter of simple, human-driven communication. Soon, humans will be little more than fossils, telling tales of the times when emotions, deep thoughts, and meaningful conversations mattered. As the AOL CEO clung to the memory of millions of households disrupted by siblings furiously screaming at each other to get off the phone so they could use the internet, it seems as if the world has left him behind. "What's next?" he lamented in between sobs while attempting to squeeze out the last remaining dial-up tones from a book full of AOL CDs. "In a few years, chatbots could replace all human interaction. Friends won't matter. Family won't matter. It'll just be me and my modem, reconnecting every 20 minutes." Beyond the tearful confessions, experts have weighed in on the potential consequences of humanity being replaced by AI. "Sure, robots may soon be able to write love letters and condolence notes, but could they ever replicate the connection we feel when we hear the sweet screeching sound of dial-up?" pondered an expert in obsolete technologies, polishing a floppy disk thoughtfully. Only time will tell if humanity truly has to wave goodbye to the memories of that sweet dial-up nostalgia. Until then, the AOL CEO can only cling to the remnants of his broken dreams, hoping that one day, the world will remember and cherish the simpler times of an internet that barely worked.