Bill Belichick, the legendary former head coach of the New England Patriots, has found himself navigating a different type of playbook after his recent CBS News interview raised eyebrows and a few chuckles. As he sat down to promote his new book, “Defense Wins Hearts,” he found himself cornered by inquisitive journalists yearning to delve into the romantic play-by-play of his relationship with girlfriend Jordon Hudson. However, in classic Belichick style, the football guru was quick to fumble the ball on questions of love. When quizzed about how he and Hudson met, the coach, known for his tight-lipped demeanor, responded with a typical Belichickian shrug. “I coach football, not romance,” he retorted, drawing laughter from the panelists and a collective groan from the audience hoping for some juicy details. “The only thing I’m interested in breaking down is a zone defense." Since Belichick’s interview went live, social media has exploded with memes depicting the coach wearing a heart-shaped hoodie and wielding a playbook titled “Love: A Field Guide.” Fans have inundated Twitter with suggestions for potential match-up scenarios in the relationship playbook. One enthusiastic follower tweeted, “Bill could write a whole chapter on how not to go offside in love.” Meanwhile, Belichick's girlfriend, Jordon Hudson, has taken the backlash in stride. In a show of support, she issued a statement reminding fans that while relationships may not be her boyfriend's forte, at least he knows how to keep a tight end. In an unexpected twist, a group of amateur relationship coaches has emerged, claiming they can turn Belichick’s “defensive” dating strategies into a bestseller. Titled “Game Plan for Love: How to Win the Hearts Without Softening Up,” the guide promises readers a sequential breakdown on how to manage emotional timeouts and avoid unsportsmanlike conduct in dating. "Love is a team sport," explained one of the coaches involved in the initiative. “And who better to learn from than a guy who’s mastered the art of winning? Just don’t ask him how to handle the personal fouls.” As the NFL season ramps up, fans are left wondering if Belichick will switch from game scripts to date night itineraries. For now, he remains steadfastly on the field, leaving the romantic risks and rewards firmly in the hands of relationship experts—unless, of course, he decides to draft Jordon Hudson as his offensive coordinator for the night.