LONDON (AP) - In a bold attempt to both celebrate and contemplate, Europe emerged from its collective living room to mark the 80th anniversary of V-E Day. While some waved flags and drank bubbly, others sat cross-legged on the floor pondering how to stop history from issuing its evil sequel: “World War III: The Revenge of the Supremacy.” Experts in conflict resolution and armchair historians have proposed the perfect solution—an annual "Stop, Collaborate and Listen" convention, wherein nations take turns apologizing while engaging in interpretive dance, ensuring that any residual animosity is not only expressed but also properly twirled away. “It’s hard to start a war when everyone’s trying to moonwalk,” said one frustrated diplomat. Meanwhile, the continent’s youth have taken to social media to showcase their feedback for political leaders, employing hashtags like #NotAgainEurope and #StayInYourLaneHistory. “My tweet about unity got three likes, which is totally a sign we’re on the right track,” declared teenager Ella, who added, “If only the leaders would stop arguing like my parents do.” In light of the anniversary, a multitude of historians and philosophers have gathered at the British Library to engage in spirited debates that often ended with “well, we could always try not being awful for a change.” Such radical ideas were met with skepticism by some members of various governments, who noted that peace is easier said than done, especially with next year’s elections looming close. Amidst the celebrations and somber reflections, local residents offered their best suggestions for preventing future conflicts. Some proposed a pop concert featuring the continent's biggest pop stars, aptly named “V-E Day: The Remix.” “Nothing brings people together like a catchy hook!” said a spokesperson. “And if we can dance it out, the world might just turn its back on violence.” As the day wore on, it became clear that history's lessons were not lost, but rather tucked into the corner of a bar, sipping an overpriced cocktail and scrolling through its phone. One elder statesman was overheard saying, “You know, if we just threw in a couple of harmless viral challenges and some TikTok dances, everyone would forget they were ever mad at each other. Has anyone tried a dance-off to settle border disputes yet?” As twilight descended, the combined energy of optimism and sheer bafflement left a palpable tension in the air. The celebration wrapped up with the ceremonial lighting of candles to honor peace, as attendees swayed back and forth, half expecting an important world leader to pull a Britney Spears surprise and just declare everyone winners. In the end, Europe celebrated its freedom while fingers crossed behind backs silently hoped that those pesky history books remained on the shelves. After all, it’s hard to ignore the motto: “Learn from history—unless it’s too much work; then let’s just dance.”