In a stunning turn of events unlikely to happen even in the wildest soap operas, the seemingly doomed Republic of Argentina is inching closer to electing a president who can only be defined as a hybrid between flamboyant British Prime Minister Boris Johnson, and unruly American horror franchise legend, the killer doll Chucky. Brimming with anti-establishment fervor, flippant tirades, and an audacious hairstyle resembling a dandelion mid-explosion, Javier Milei is making his way to the presidential seat on promises like abolishing the central bank, loosening gun laws, and legalizing the sale of human organs. Yes, you read that correctly. His claim to fame is primarily his robustness in voicing scathing criticism against bureaucracy, and what he perceives as the economic ineptitude of the current leftist administration. Like his hybrid parents, the blonde-haired Boris and the terrifying Chucky, Milei possesses an uncanny charisma that, as surveys indicate, has lulled Argentine voters into a curious admiration. In his speeches, Milei radiates an eccentric energy that resonates with his supporters, resembling Boris's eccentric antics that have yet to be forgotten since he zipped down from a zip-line during the London Olympics while hoisting two Union Jack flags. Like Chucky, his infamous temper and unpredictable tactics keep his opponents on their toes. Some reports indicate he has occasionally thrown a knife or two into the mix during electoral campaigns, much like Chucky, but surely that must be metaphorical — or it would certainly make for a more interesting election season than usual. The economist-gone-populist promises a hardline capitalist approach, where he intends to eliminate the central bank, claiming its very existence to be a government-sanctioned scam. If this sounds familiar, it's because it strongly echoes one of Boris Johnson's famous Brexit arguments against the European Union. Milei has truly taken the term "Laissez-faire" to another level, which will either free Argentina's economy from its shackles or throw it into unprecedented chaos — only time will tell. As for the proposition to 'loosen' gun laws, Milei believes in self-preservation and relaxation of firearms restrictions. On the sale of human organs, he supports legalization to combat organ trafficking. This uncanny combination of brazen proposals has divided Argentina into those who see Milei as a breath of fresh air, and those who label him as a madman. This Sunday, as the dawn of judgment day descends over the 'Tango Nation', it is eerily reminiscent of a riveting horror movie climax, complete with suspense, thrill, and an unpredictable protagonist who is part-Boris, part-Chucky, and all chaotic. While his critics argue that Milei's plans can plunge Argentina into a greater catastrophe, he is no stranger to controversy. Will Argentina dance to his tune, or will it stumble over his audacious steps? As the sun sets over the Pampas plains, Argentina prepares to face the music — to tango with the Boris-Chucky hybrid, or not — that is the question.