In a bold-yet-subtle stroke of genius here in the Land of Zing and Zest, Bharat, the self-proclaimed ‘tea publicity maven’, has decided to host a satirical tea party. This party, however, won’t just be attended by his chums from the local Snarky Satire Society. Bharat has extended an invitation to none other than the central government. Donned in a crisp Nehru jacket with a stack of invitations carefully tucked under his arm, Bharat knocked on the doors of Parliament. He said, “Surely, they won’t refuse an offer of a robust Assam tea and some quality ironic banter?” In his exclusive tête-à-tête with us, Bharat shared details of his upcoming tea party, which he’s dubbed as ‘The Politic-o-tea-nic’. “There will be different types of tea served, each representing a current political issue," he explained, holding back a smirk. “For instance, the ‘Mixed Economy Masala Chai,’ ‘Digital Green Tea India’, and ‘GST Gulab-I-Infusions'. Additionally, the ‘Demonetisation Darjeeling’ will offer a taste of fiscal prudence that turns bitter soon after you start enjoying it." Bharat assures that the tea party will be a fun-filled affair with a generous serving of satire simmered to perfection and spiced up with irony and lampoonery. We further probed if he had any apprehensions that the government honchos might not perceive his humorous banter in high spirits; Bharat responded, “That could be, but surely they wouldn't refuse an opportunity to imbibe some quality tea?” The guest list is still under wraps, with Bharat maintaining the suspense. “Let’s say it comprises a potpourri of famous personalities known for their political missteps and foot-in-mouth proclivities. They nevertheless add flavor to our national graph,” he winked cryptically. Though Bharat’s name may be synonymous with ‘India’, he is no patriot on a mission. He humbly waves off all such assumptions. “I’m not a crusader. I’m just an amused observer of our system and the occasional missteps of our leaders. The aim is to keep the conversation going, steeped in wit, humor, and of course, endless cups of tea.” India waits keenly. As the sun dips slowly into the horizon and chai kettles bubble with anticipation, we await the arrival of the Politic-o-tea-nic. We're ready with our cups and keen ears, prepped for the blend of humor, lightly toasted bread politicians, and full-brewed satire. So, dear government, consider this your formal invitation. After all, as Bharat would say, “You can’t spill the tea if you're not at the party!” Grab your teacups and prepare to face the mirthful music.