In a stunning turn of events, the relationship between Ukraine and the White House has been declared "back on track," or at least on a slightly less bumpy track, according to Andriy Yermak, chief of staff to Ukraine's president. The announcement came after a recent Oval Office meeting that many are calling "awkward," "tense," and "Did I really just say that out loud?" Yermak revealed that two rounds of talks on a potential ceasefire took place in Saudi Arabia—because apparently, nothing says diplomacy like discussing peace in a land known for its oil reserves and a history of questionable decisions regarding regional affairs. “It gave us a chance to show that we’re willing to support U.S. President Donald Trump's quest for a peaceful resolution,” Yermak said, as he sidestepped a question about whether he actually believed it would go anywhere. Sources say that at the meetings, U.S. officials were treated to Ukrainian delicacies, including borscht served in "Make Ukraine Great Again" mugs, along with heartfelt renditions of traditional Ukrainian folk songs with lyrics cleverly altered to praise Trump's negotiating skills—or lack thereof. Meanwhile, Washington insiders report that the Oval Office encounter showcased an interesting mix of diplomacy and drama, reminiscent of a reality TV showdown. President Trump reportedly spent the first 15 minutes describing how he single-handedly won the last three seasons of “The Apprentice” while Yermak nodded politely, wondering if that was an acceptable segue into discussing territorial integrity and sovereignty. As for what’s next, Yermak hinted that Ukraine is ready to support Trump’s “America First” initiative by suggesting a brand new slogan: “Ukraine Second—We Promise We’re Not Just In It for the Freebies!” In a heartwarming display of progress, one White House aide was overheard exclaiming, "Maybe we can even turn a ceasefire into an Instagrammable photo opportunity!" In response, Yermak commented, "Hey, if it leads to peace and some good hashtags, I’m all for it." Critics, however, remain skeptical. "It's like watching two people trying to resolve a 20-year feud over who gets the last slice of pizza," said one geopolitical analyst. "Fingers are crossed, but let’s be honest—everyone’s probably just secretly hoping for a few memes to come out of this." In closing, as Ukraine and the U.S. navigate this complex web of diplomacy, one thing is clear: it’s bound to be an unpredictable ride filled with more twists than a Ukrainian folk dance and more drama than a season finale of your favorite show. Buckle up, world!