In a bold new move that has economists, consumers, and taco lovers on the edge of their seats, President Donald Trump unveiled his grand plan to impose tariffs on imports from Mexico, Canada, and China—proving once again that he's not just a businessman, but also a master of the arts of persuasion and price inflation. As the countdown to “Tariff Saturday” approaches, reports are pouring in that Americans might soon face higher prices on everything from their morning coffee to that essential taco Tuesday. Experts believe that Trump's proposed tariffs, which could be as high as 5 percent on over 40 percent of imports, will put even the most seasoned bargain hunters through a rigorous test of their shopping skills. “Just imagine,” said one harried mom at a local grocery store, her cart filled with essentials. “First it’s the tacos, and next it’ll be fancy tech gadgets. I mean, who needs affordable electronics anyway? I’ll just start using carrier pigeons for my email.” In an unexpected twist, economists are warning that this will lead to a price increase across the board. “Prices could soar for certain goods,” explained one financial analyst, “and with Trump targeting not just Mexico and China, but potential tariffs on Europe, Russia, Brazil, and India—soon, avocado toast could cost as much as a small car.” "Importers are in a conundrum," said a representative from a leading import company. "Do we raise prices and risk losing customers? Or do we eat the costs and potentially go bankrupt? We're juggling more balls than a circus clown on a unicycle!” Meanwhile, on social media, memes sprang up faster than you can say "tariffs." One viral tweet showed a taco adorned with a declaration that read, “Inflation is guac-ing my wallet!” as users vented their frustration at the prospect of price hikes. In response to growing concerns about empty wallets and leaner burritos, Trump tweeted: “Why pay $2 for a taco when you can pay $3 and feel like a proud American at the same time? #MAGA” With millions of consumers glued to their screens, it remains to be seen how these impending tariffs will change daily life. Will Americans trade their tacos for a diet of instant ramen, or learn to farm their own avocados? Only time will tell. For now, one thing is certain: we’re all just one tariff away from becoming amateur economists trying to make sense of this new Taco Tech era.