In a bold move that has left many scratching their heads, former President Donald Trump has unveiled a new executive order dubbed "Making Voter Registration as Easy as Rocket Science!" This groundbreaking initiative is designed to simplify the complex labyrinth of voter registration in America—so much so that you might need an advanced degree in astrophysics to navigate it. The order, described by Trump supporters as "visionary" and by critics as "the farthest reaching executive action taken" since he attempted to ban the use of ketchup on steaks, promises to streamline the voter registration process. This is achieved by implementing a plethora of new requirements that include, but are not limited to, submitting DNA samples, a signed letter of recommendation from a local mayor, and the completion of a five-part math quiz on electoral statistics—while standing on one foot. Will Scharf, the White House staff secretary, enthusiastically proclaimed, "This will revolutionize how Americans engage with their civic duty! Engaging in democracy shouldn't be easy; it should be an adventure!" It seems that “easy” is a relative term, especially in the context of an initiative that could see million of citizens—especially those living in the wrong states—left out in the cold without a ballot. Detractors are quick to point out that the new hurdles could disenfranchise countless voters, while Trump assures the public that only the "smart and resourceful" will overcome these challenges. "We want to reward those who truly care about participating in democracy," Trump added, donning a lab coat and safety goggles as if prepping for a space mission. To further enhance the process, voters are now required to choose their preferred political party by solving a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. This not only adds an air of suspense to the registration process but also ensures that only the most dexterous and thoughtful individuals get to vote. In what is being heralded as an innovative blend of motivation and mischief, the executive order also includes a special tier for those who can successfully recite the full Preamble to the Constitution while underwater. Trump noted, “We’re giving a chance for multitasking voters to shine. Who doesn't want to vote while holding their breath?” Amid all this, State DMV offices are gearing up for massive tech upgrades, with government contracts likely on the line for those capable of building a user-friendly app that can handle the complexities. “We’re calling it ‘Rocket Register’—because who doesn’t want to feel like they’re launching a spacecraft just to cast a vote?” exclaimed one anonymous contractor. As the nation watches the rollout of Trump's latest endeavor, one thing is clear: the path to voting will no longer be straightforward, but at least it will be entertaining. After all, democracy is serious business—but what’s a little rocket science among friends?