In a bold move that has left politicians and analysts alike scratching their heads, President Trump officially invited Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney to "Join the Club" – an exclusive group of nations that, according to Trump, consists of the U.S. and the imaginary land of Trumplandia, where everything is artificially inflated and tweets can change international policy in an instant. “I’ve always said we have the best club, folks,” Trump declared from the Rose Garden, flanked by a set of Golden Golf Clubs made from 24-karat gold. “And Canada, you know, you’re like that friend who never quite got the invite because you live too far away, but it’s time to make this official. Bring your poutine and extra syrup!” The invitation comes on the heels of Carney’s electoral win, which was largely focused on repairing the diplomatic relationships that have run into the ground like a golf ball in a sand trap due to Trump’s hardline tariffs and musings about making Canada the “51st state.” In a surprising twist, the U.S. President hinted that Carney could become the “Governor of Canada” if he accepts the invitation. “Think about it, Mark! You could have your own theme park – 'Carney Land'!” Trump exclaimed, eyes gleaming with excitement. “Imagine maple syrup rivers and moose roller coasters. It’d be yuge!” As Trump’s administration prepares for what can only be described as a game of diplomatic poker, insiders say Carney has devised a strategy involving both diplomacy and a healthy dose of Canadian charm. “We’ll take their best ideas, like the maple syrup trade, and counter with a few polite nods and a promise to send Tim Hortons donuts every month,” Carney said during a rally, conveniently forgetting to mention his promise to tackle the tariffs. Despite Carney’s attempts to keep the peace, not everyone is convinced. Local protestors gathered in front of the White House holding signs reading, “Keep Canada Canadian!” and “No More States, Just Great!” One protestor remarked, “We don’t want any more political real estate. We just want our beavers and our hockey – keep your tariffs and your golf clubs!” In response to this growing abyss of Tension between the nations, Trump proposed a solution: “Let’s turn this whole debate into a reality television show! ‘The Real Geopolitics of North America: Who Will Get the Last Maple Leaf?’ We’ll have competitions, challenges, and one-on-one evaluations. I’d make a great host!” Whether the two leaders can set aside their differences long enough to share a few laughs over a plate of Canadian bacon remains to be seen. For now, both sides seem equally confused about where to go next, but one thing is certain: it’s about to get a whole lot more interesting up north.