In a stunning breakthrough in economic theory, President Donald Trump announced today that he has discovered a new mathematical principle while reviewing tariffs on Canadian steel and aluminum. According to sources close to the President, the former reality TV star proclaimed, “25% plus 25% equals 50%! This changes everything!” The announcement came after Trump unveiled plans to double the existing tariffs on steel and aluminum imports from Canada, now set at a jaw-dropping 50%. The move follows Ontario's recent decision to impose a 25% tariff on electricity exports to the United States, which Trump referred to as a “terrible mistake” during a live press briefing where he meticulously drew percentages in the air with his hands. “Listen folks, this is not just about tariffs; this is about math!” Trump exclaimed, his enthusiasm palpable as he declared, “When someone charges you 25%, you don’t just sit back and take it! You hit them back with double! It’s basic math—a winning strategy!” Economists across the globe were left scratching their heads, as Trump's new principle contradicts conventional arithmetic. “This could revolutionize financial education,” said one bewildered economist. “Imagine a world where businesses double down on investments, believing they can just add percentages together. It’s both terrifying and… well, entertaining!” In light of the newfound economic insights, a "Tariff Academy" has been proposed, where students will learn about multiplying tariffs and the unique challenges of dealing with Canadian musical artists, particularly after reports surfaced that Justin Bieber recorded a new song titled "Math is Hard." Canada's response was swift, with Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announcing that, in retaliation, Canada would also double down—on its national health care system. "If they want to play with numbers, we will add free healthcare for all!" Trudeau tweeted, seemingly unfazed by the escalating trade war. Meanwhile, across Wall Street, stocks in the steel and aluminum markets soared as traders embraced the unpredictable chaos of the new economic landscape. “We don’t know what’s happening, but we love it,” shouted one trader, tossing confetti made from recycled aluminum cans into the air. As the dust settles from this radical revision of economic theory, many are left wondering: What will be Trump’s next mathematical discovery? Will he tackle the intriguing riddle of “How many tariffs can you fit in a tweet?” or perhaps explore the complex world of exponential growth, all while tweeting from his favorite social media platform? For now, Americans are left with one undeniable truth: in the world of Trumpian economics, anything is possible, especially if you believe that 25% plus 25% really does equal 50%.