In an unprecedented turn of events more shocking than a traffic jam in Monaco, Red Bull Racing has announced that Sergio Pérez will hang up his helmet and exit the team faster than his car could this past season. After four seasons of hopping from podium to podium and occasionally resembling a mobile chicane, Pérez and Red Bull have mutually decided to part ways—much like the team decides to part ways with any sense of subtlety. Sources close to the team revealed that the decision was reached after extensive negotiations that reportedly involved Pérez's representatives, a crystal ball, and a dartboard with Lawson's face on it. As the dust settled on a year that saw Pérez oscillate between world-class driving and what can only be described as a particularly slow road trip, it became clear that it was time for a change. Liam Lawson, the up-and-coming race car driver whose name has become synonymous with "who's that again?", is reportedly poised to take over the coveted seat. Lawson has been waiting in the wings, practicing his podium pose and ensuring his social media game is strong, just in case he gets the nod. Rumor has it that he’s been seen leaving the Red Bull factory with freshly printed business cards that read: “Liam Lawson – Future F1 Star? Don’t Worry, I Come With An Instruction Manual!” Fans have responded to the news with a mixture of disbelief and delight, particularly those who have maintained an unhealthy obsession with Red Bull’s online store. “I can’t wait to buy a Lawson cap and pretend I’ve backed him since his karting days,” said one die-hard fan while clutching an assortment of vintage Pérez merchandise. “Honestly, it’s like supporting a band that’s never going to make it big—heartbreaking, but somehow rewarding." Meanwhile, Pérez is expected to take some time off, possibly launching a podcast titled "Chasing the Podium: A Guide to Not Finishing Eighth." Industry insiders predict he will soon become a popular figure in the motorsport commentary circuit, likening him to that one friend who knows a lot about racing but can never seem to convince anyone to play Mario Kart with him. As Red Bull prepares for a new chapter, fans are wondering what’s next for the team that brought them deliciously chaotic races and an ever-growing collection of memes. One thing is for sure: the next season will be as unpredictable as a Red Bull pit stop, and Pérez's exit may just pave the way for a new era—or at least provide enough material for everyone’s favorite pastime: making fun of race car drivers.