In a turn of events that is sending shockwaves through the sports world, the latest mock drafts have projected a potential downfall of the mighty Southeastern Conference's (SEC) domination in the NFL Draft. Only five players, a shockingly pitiful plunge from the previous 34 Bulldogs in the last three drafts, are expected to be picked. Analysts believe this could be the beginning of the end of the SEC's reign. Or rather, just an inconveniently timed commercial break. "We're devastated, simply devastated," said SEC Commissioner Greg Sankey, wiping away a lone tear, "One could say we're in an existential crisis, of realizing that we're not the center of the universe. But no worries, we're pulling together as a family, watching high school dramas and drinking milkshakes." However, UGA coach Kirby Smart remains unruffled. "This group of leaders has been very impactful. They've accomplished a lot. Besides, their priorities are not limited to joining the NFL. They want to not only achieve their football goals but also chase dreams such as winning at Monopoly and becoming the best at Fortnite." Asked if, perhaps, the SEC was suffering from overexposure, Sankey scoffed, "Absolutely not! We remain the ultimate football conference on this planet. And off this planet too, if Mars ever cares for football." Meanwhile, other football conferences, weary of lagging behind the SEC decade after decade, are tentatively hoping the tides have finally turned. "When I saw that mock draft, I choked on my coffee," confessed Big Ten commissioner Kevin Warren, "I thought we could finally breathe again. But you know these SEC guys, they're like those horror movie zombies. They just refuse to stay down!" In the midst of all this commotion, the potential SEC draftees themselves seem unaffected, oddly more interested in winning their Call of Duty Warzone games, and politely asking interviewers not to interrupt their Tic-Toc dance rehearsals. "Who cares about these mock drafts anyway," smirked one player while perfecting his Fortnite victory dance, "We've got bigger things to worry about, like figuring out how many hours of gaming can qualify as 'intensive training.'" So, in conclusion, is this the beginning of SEC's fall or just a simple case of lull before the storm? Only time (and perhaps another round of mock drafts) will tell. Till then, as Smart eloquently put it, "Our players still have goals ahead they want to achieve. And yes, that includes setting a new high score on Mario Kart." While we wait for the drama to unfold, SEC's adversaries continue to hope, NFL scouts continue to scout, and SEC players continue to play (video games, that is). As always, football remains a game, but SEC's potential fall? Now that's a whole other play.