In a dazzling display of teamwork that had fans wondering if they'd accidentally tuned into a shared therapy session, the Phoenix Suns’ "Big Three" rose from the ashes of a four-game losing streak to deliver a performance reminiscent of a high school varsity game—if the high schoolers were fully grown professional athletes making millions. Devin Booker led the way with an impressive 29 points, while Kevin Durant added 27 and Bradley Beal, in a triumphant return to the starting lineup after what could only be described as an extended vacation in the land of questionable defense, contributed 25. The three combined forces not to fight crime, but to show the Bulls that defense is, in fact, still a thing that exists—somewhere far away from the United Center on Saturday night. The Chicago Bulls, meanwhile, seemed to have misplaced their defensive strategies somewhere between a missed practice and a mid-season existential crisis. In a stunning twist, their star player, Josh Giddey, just happened to lead the Bulls with an impressive stat line that suggests he was playing an entirely different game—or possibly just had really good eyesight. His bold move to shine amid the defensive pandemonium left fans wondering if he had signed up for solo performances while the rest of his team was auditioning for a circus act. As the game progressed, the Suns turned their four-game misadventure into a sort of "how-not-to" film on defense, briefly losing track of Giddey and nearly allowing the Bulls to score on their next-door neighbors. Fortunately, the Suns’ Big Three soon found their groove, proving that sometimes, all it takes is a little chaos to remind players how to drain a shot. After the game, Suns fans celebrated their hard-fought victory like it was the opening episode of a new reality show, “Survivor: Phoenix Suns Edition.” Meanwhile, the Bulls were left to ponder whether their defensive strategy was truly a strategy at all or just a poorly executed game of tag that nobody wanted to win. In the end, the Suns managed to end their losing streak while the Bulls exited the game with an equally mysterious question: How do we perform a miracle and bring defense back to Chicago? As they left the court, fans were left to wonder if next week's game would involve more basketball or a masterclass on the art of dodging responsibility.