In an unprecedented display of camaraderie, North and South Korea have turned their "Tanks"giving Day into a live action gaming event. Bowl cuts are out and combat helmets are in, as the two countries put aside their differences to engage in a friendly, yet highly explosive show of competitive spirit. This momentous Tanks"giving Day - no, not a day dedicated to giving thanks for tanks, but a day set aside for participating in a life-sized tank warfare tournament - marks the first time that leaders from the North and South have agreed to dispute their ideological squabbles not with actual warfare, but through a ceaseless barrage of virtual shellings. "The world seems to think we're poised on the brink of war, but we're just here playing World of Tanks. It's a fun day," said Kim Jong-un, sporting an oversized tank-themed sweater and victory grin. "The South doesn't stand a chance." On the other side of the gaming room, South Korean President Moon Jae-in chuckled, caught mid-strategy on his oversized gamer's projector screen. "Oh, we shall see. We've been practicing. Game on, Kim." Alongside the leaders, millions of Koreans have geared up for this epic clash, bringing their passion for StarCraft and League of Legends into the realm of enormous, digital armored vehicles. As part of the day's hilarity, North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un made an appearance as an in-game character called "KimmyJongTankUn" voiced by a local impersonator, leading armies into virtual battles lavishing good-natured taunts. In South Korea, President Moon Jae-in also made a digitized cameo, nobly commanding his troops in a soothing baritone. His catchphrase, "Our bullets are of peace, but they'll still make a mess," has already gone viral. In the spirit of good sportsmanship and overall bemusement, the UN is getting in the act too. UN Secretary-General, António Guterres, decided to referee the event remotely under the alias "UN-Tank-Tonio," periodically intervening with reminders about peace, unity, and how to properly reload artillery. Surprisingly, the event, sponsored by leading game companies, Twitch, and a random Icelandic billionaire with a twisted sense of humor, is said to be broadcasting live to billions worldwide. While most just laugh heartily at the absurdity, many also hope it might usher in a new era of resolving conflicts in a way that reduces the risks of genuine warfare. The highlight of the event will be the Tank Parade, showcasing tanks from both countries festooned with banners, flashing LED lights, and booming K-Pop music, turning a somber memory of war machinery into a vivid, albeit bizarre, celebration of peace. As the virtual shells fly and the dust settles on the virtual battlefields, the real victory here remains unity, entertainment, and the ability of both nations to laugh at themselves. North or South - it seems that in the realm of "Tanks"giving Day, they're all on the same side, at least when it comes to appreciating absurdly large digital tanks.