In a shocking display of gastronomic diplomacy, the Lok Sabha took an unexpected lunch break while Congress MPs busied themselves with what they dubbed "The Great Silent Deportation Debate." With their plates piled high and a distinct lack of urgency in their voices, opposition members vociferously demanded action from a government they seemed to think might actually show up for work. As the government remained conspicuously absent—perhaps lost in a labyrinth of bureaucratic paperwork or caught in a gripping episode of "Who Wants to Be a Billionaire?"—Lok Sabha Speaker Om Birla attempted to maintain order. "This situation is a bilateral issue between the Indian government and a foreign government," he stated, while enjoying a carefully curated thali that was, coincidentally, more colorful than the government's diplomatic responses. The Congress party, fueled by a blend of frustration and an alarming number of samosas, argued that the government's silence on the matter of 'silent deportations' was not just a diplomatic gaffe, but a full-blown human rights fiasco. "If this is what we have to deal with, then they might as well start serving deportation orders as side dishes!" quipped one Congress MP, as the chambers echoed with laughter—an unexpected result of an otherwise serious debate. Meanwhile, the Indian government, whom many had begun to suspect had traded in their responsibilities for a more delicious pursuit of lunch, was reportedly engaged in a hushed discussion over whether to serve local biryani or international pizza at the next cabinet meeting. Observers claimed that the silence from the government was, in fact, a revolutionary new approach called "Silence is Golden – Unless We're Eating." As the debates simmered down and the crumbs of samosas littered the floors of the Lok Sabha, political analysts began to draw parallels between the ongoing culinary festivities and the lackluster response to pressing issues. "It's as if we're witnessing a game of Hide and Seek," one analyst pointed out, "but unfortunately, both sides are keen on hiding and no one seems interested in seeking." As lunch ended and the MPs returned to their seats—and their grievances—the question remained: when, if ever, would the Indian government decide to leave the dining room and take action? For now, their quiet, unappetizing diplomacy continues, while Congress mulls how to serve the next platter of demands with the perfect dip of accountability. The nation waits with bated breath, and perhaps a snack or two.