House Republicans Demand FBI Probe into Cheney’s ‘Witness Whispering’ – Is She the New Al Capone of January 6? In a stunning development that has left the political world reeling, House Republicans are demanding that the FBI launch an investigation into former Rep. Liz Cheney for what they are calling "potential criminal witness tampering." This shocking news comes as Cheney basks in her newfound role as the Joan of Arc of anti-Trump forces, and now, apparently, the new Al Capone of January 6. The calls for an investigation were initiated during a recent episode of the hit daytime show "Outnumbered," where the hosts speculated that Cheney’s alleged "whispering" could rival Capone's infamous "whispering" campaigns in the 1920s. One panelist compared Cheney to a mob boss, saying, “It’s like she’s running a witness protection program only she’s the one threatening witnesses! I mean, who does she think she is? She’s not even on the lam in a speakeasy!” The report in question, released by House Administration Subcommittee on Oversight Chairman Barry Loudermilk, R-Ga., reveals that some GOP legislators are up in arms over Cheney's interactions with witnesses during her time on the January 6 House Select Committee. Sources close to the investigation claim that Cheney was spotted in the Capitol's basement, reportedly “whispering” secrets to eager witnesses like a "daring femme fatale in a noir film." “Do you think she’s wearing a fedora and smoking a cigarette while she does this?” one excited GOP lawmaker commented, adding fuel to the raging fire of speculation surrounding Cheney’s alleged activities. “I wouldn’t be surprised if she had a getaway car waiting outside!” In a twist that could make any crime drama writer proud, Cheney has denied the allegations, claiming she simply had "a very normal conversation" about democracy and the importance of upholding the Constitution. “If that’s a crime, then lock me up,” she declared during a press briefing, where she was clearly auditioning for her very own reality show titled “Real Housewives of the January 6 Committee.” Critics, however, have labeled the inquiry as hypocritical and politically motivated, arguing that it’s merely a tactic to distract from the myriad of issues plaguing the GOP, including low approval ratings and ongoing investigations into various members. “I mean, come on, they’re calling Cheney a criminal while their own house is on fire,” an anonymous source said. “It’s a classic case of ‘look over there’ while we desperately try to figure out how to turn down the flames of our own dumpster fire.” This isn’t the first time Cheney has been at the center of controversy; however, this latest accusation has led to unprecedented theories about her stature in the political underworld. Some have gone so far to claim that Cheney is now running “witness whispering” seminars for aspiring political operatives who want to learn the fine art of convincing key witnesses to tell their sides of the story — preferably the more dramatic versions. As the dust settles on this latest chapter in the saga of January 6, only time will tell if Liz Cheney will continue to ascend as a heroine in her narrative or if she’ll fall from grace and join the pantheon of political villains. One thing is for sure: our leaders in Washington have officially traded in their sensible shoes for oversized walking boots, ready to stomp around on this political swamp that appears to be growing deeper by the day. Stay tuned, folks—this is one wild ride that no one wants to miss!