Welcome, adventurous travelers and thrill-seekers, to “Flames of Hospitality: A Comprehensive Guide to Where Not to Stay in America.” If you’ve ever dreamed of a hotel experience that literally takes your breath away – and not in the romantic sense – you’re in for a treat. We delve into the top spots across these great United States where ignorance is bliss, and fire safety is but a rumor. Buckle up, because your stay includes a complimentary dash of panic and a side of existential dread. First on our list is the Winecoff Hotel in Atlanta, Georgia, a shining beacon of hospitality gone terribly wrong. You might think you’re escaping the humdrum of modern hotels with sprinklers and fire escapes. But who needs that when you can have a glorious trip back to 1946, where an astounding 119 guests met the cozy embrace of a fireball? It’s perfect for those looking to have a burning tale to tell – quite literally. The ambiance is absolutely to die for; figures from the past will surely whisper in your ear, reminding you of their fiery exit. Consider it a unique historical experience, where you're overshadowed only by the spirits of those who never quite checked out. Next up, for the more adventurous at heart, we recommend the Imperial Hotel in Tokyo. Though it's not in America, you may find their lack of safety regulations positively intoxicating! For those who insist on traveling to other hotspots, the Imperial proudly features a long history clouded by conflagration and chaos, with rumors of ghostly patrons who met fiery fates. Why limit yourself to American disappointments when the world can also engulf you in flames? If you're more into the European vibe while still craving that "local" touch, we have to give a nod to the historic Hôtel de Ville in France! Not exactly stateside, but you’ll find that the allure of French hospitality coupled with a history of being reduced to ash is simply irresistible. The stunning architecture, formerly a grand meeting hall, has become a charming reminder of how quickly things can go south, especially when you least expect it. And isn’t that the excitement of travel? From Parisian elegance to ash clouds in minutes, it’s a heart-racing experience. Back on American soil, don’t forget the Latimer Hotel in Denver, Colorado. Known for its intriguing history, it boasts more “flame-broiled” experiences than you might find in many fancy steakhouses. Guests have reported feeling the heat—often because they were quite literally cooked alive. Forget about room service; it’s unlikely you’ll live long enough to care. Instead, feast on the delicious fear that accompanies every knock on your door. Each room becomes a safety hazard as you wonder which fire escape has been condemned last week. Now, for those who wish to be fashionably continuous with the trend of impossibly safe lodging, let’s not overlook the infamous MGM Grand in Las Vegas. While many may consider it a glitzy oasis of fun, a little dabble into its history will reveal a fire-induced dance party of 1990 that turned any semblance of safety into a mere suggestion. Perfect for connoisseurs who appreciate the irony of sinking their dollars into the very flames that threaten to obliterate them. Why not take a risk on those high stakes when the fire alarm sounds like an invitation to a wild night out? And finally, let us present you with the grand finale: The Continental Plaza Riverside Hotel in Chicago. Though now a distant memory, the flames that licked up the walls in the 1990s served as both an inspirational metaphor for unregulated hospitality and a cautionary tale for the discerning traveler. Returning for a nostalgic visit is nothing short of a leap of faith, turning the mundane into sheer adrenaline. And who knows, perhaps you'll be lucky enough to stumble upon a fiery memorial in honor of those who strayed into the inferno. So, dear reader, if you’ve ever pondered frugality combined with the allure of that impending sense of doom, grab your suitcase, pack your minimal safety gear, and prepare to bask in the “Flames of Hospitality.” Here’s to embracing chaos, finding adventure in calamity, and cherishing that once-in-a-lifetime stay that might indeed take your breath away… if the flames don't first! Safe travels!