In an unprecedented move that has left many scratching their heads and others laughing in disbelief, El Salvador has officially extended its open jail policy with the enthusiastic slogan: "Bring Us Your Worst, We've Got Room for More!" This announcement was made following a high-profile meeting between U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio and the nation's President Nayib Bukele, who apparently found a mutual fondness for “creative solutions” to immigration. During a press conference that felt more like a stand-up comedy routine than a diplomatic gathering, Rubio enthusiastically declared, “Folks, we’re not just talking about your garden-variety criminals; we’re rolling out the red carpet for the crème de la crème of dangerous deportees! If you’ve got a rap sheet that makes you the laughing stock of prison yard conversations, don’t worry; El Salvador is the new hot spot for you!” President Bukele, radiating excitement, added, “Why should we limit ourselves to just housing our own criminals when we can become an international crime haven? After all, it’s not every day that you get to collect the world's rogue gallery in one cozy spot! This is the ultimate collaboration – it’s like an all-you-can-eat buffet but for lawbreakers!” The two leaders unveiled plans for a new initiative called “World’s Wildest Criminals – El Salvador Edition,” which promises to showcase deported criminals in themed prison tours for adventurous tourists looking to spice up their vacations. “Why settle for boring museums when you can see jailbirds live and in person?” Bukele quipped, clearly relishing the potential for arresting entertainment. Rubio, on behalf of the Trump administration, expressed confidence that by shipping various villains south of the border, not only would it relieve the U.S. of its prison overpopulation issue, but it would also give El Salvador the unique chance to diversify its criminal demographic. “Pretty soon, we’ll have every kind of felon out there – gangsters, white-collar criminals, you name it! It’s basically a prison potluck, and we’re dying to see who brings what!” Meanwhile, critics have voiced concerns over the practicality and morality of the arrangement, questioning the impact on El Salvador's already struggling infrastructure. However, locals are reportedly excited about the job opportunities this initiative might bring, with rumors circulating of a new startup called “Criminal Uber” that aims to transport deportees directly from airports to their new lodgings. As the world watches, one thing is for sure: El Salvador is no longer just a stop on the map—it’s now a destination for those seeking to live out their worst life choices. With the message crystal clear, the El Salvadoran government stands poised to embrace its newly minted identity as the “Las Vegas of Crime.”