In a groundbreaking revelation that promises to upend our understanding of both wildlife and negotiation tactics, scientists have confirmed that kangaroos have established a new council down by the Manning River, where they offer counseling services to all creatures in need. Meanwhile, crocodiles have taken it upon themselves to set up their own negotiation firm, boasting that "snapping deals is our specialty." The initiative began last month when a particularly insightful kangaroo, aptly named Dr. Roo-phus, proposed a “hop and talk” therapy session for local animals struggling with existential issues. “We elevate our clients’ concerns to new heights—a bounce here and a kick there, and soon they’ll find clarity!” Dr. Roo-phus offered, donning a pair of oversized glasses that would make any self-respecting therapist proud. Witnesses report an unprecedented turnout, with wallabies, emus, and even a few peeled-eyed koalas lining up for what has become known as "Counseling Hour." "I came to discuss anxiety over food choices, specifically eucalyptus versus gum leaves," admitted one koala who temporarily ditched his slothful lifestyle for a session with Dr. Roo-phus. "I left feeling – how do I put this – un-leaf-ed!" Not to be outdone, the local crocodile community has formed the Croc Negotiation Group (CNG), headed by the savvy business croc, Carl "The Snapper" McGator. “Why be aggressive when you can be strategic?” he quipped, adjusting his custom-made tie that suspiciously resembled real estate property lines. Carl insists that while his team can certainly execute fierce deals—and, yes, a fierce bite if necessary—they also focus on resolution strategies that are “by the book” and, of course, “by the bank.” In an exclusive sit-down with a rival croc, they proved that not all conflicts require teeth. “We came together to negotiate water rights,” said Gary “The Negotiator” Gator, “but we ended up having a delightful brunch instead, with some fresh fish tacos. It’s all about finding common ground—or maybe shallow water. Either way, it’s win-win!” Back at the kangaroo council, reports of unorthodox techniques emerged as kangaroos began utilizing bounces for dramatic effect during sessions. “I told my partner that I wanted more space,” said a fretful pigeon, “and next thing I knew, Dr. Roo-phus was literally bouncing up and down, demanding that I ‘take a leap of faith!’” As news of these newfound services spread, animals from far and wide began arriving, creating a chaotic jumble of creatures seeking emotional support or to strategize their next moves. “I didn’t know what to expect when I booked my appointment,” said a particularly anxious platypus, who just wanted to discuss his dual identity crisis. “But after my time with the kangaroos, I walked away feeling lighter, even if only by a tail’s length!” Economists are scratching their heads at this new trend, arguing whether Crikey Consulting or Kangaroo Clarity is going to become the dominant firm. Local bettors have put odds on whether a kangaroo and crocodile collaboration will emerge in what could be the first-ever “Bounce and Bargain” summit. As the days go on, it seems that the ecosystem along the Manning River is not only becoming a hub for emotional intelligence but also a hotbed for economic theories of wildlife diplomacy. Who would have thought that by simply hopping over to counseling or negotiating on the banks, animals would tap into the power of emotional well-being—while avoiding the bite!