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Broncos' Jackson Bagged an All-Expenses-Paid, 4-Game Vacation for Gifting Dobbs a Personal Meet-and-Greet with Turf!
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Broncos' Kareem Jackson wins an all-expenses-paid vacation for introducing Vikings' Joshua Dobbs to the turf!
Denver Broncos' strong safety, Kareem Jackson, must be on cloud nine! Our good man Jackson will be taking an all-expenses-paid vacation for four games, courtesy of his acute ability to turn a good-old, bone-crushing football game into a heart-stopping spectacle of man versus turf. And guess who gets the VIP meet-and-greet with the turf? Minnesota Vikings' quarterback Joshua Dobbs! Can you say, "Score!"?
Jackson, you see, is no stranger to greener pastures. The man was merely warming his bench after cooling his heels for a two-game suspension for 'minor' violations of player safety rules. Yes, people, these 'minor' violations usually involve lending such brotherly love on the field that the other team ends up having an intimate interaction with the earth's crust. Loving, isn't it?
The latest chapter of his brotherhood saga unfurled on Sunday during the Bronco's scratch with the Minnesota Vikings. Our knight in orange and blue armor found himself unpenalized after presenting Dobbs with his personal encounter with the ground. Quite the host, our dear Jackson.
Now, a pause for our numbers crunching. Jackson, in his altruistic mission, stands to forfeit a whopping $558,889 in salary if the four-game jaunt stands firm post-appeal. If math isn't your strong suit, that's somewhere north of half-a-million dollars! The cost of playing Santa to Dobbs, perhaps.
Following the incident, Jackson received a heartfelt note from the League. It read, "With 13:38 remaining in the first quarter, you were involved in a play that the League considers a serious violation of the playing rules." You know things are serious when they precise to the minute!
All in all, the moral of the story is this: brotherly love on the gridiron does not come cheap, especially when the result is a personal meet-and-greet between an opposing quarterback and the turf!
Oh, Jackson, you never fail to spread the love... and the quarterbacks! Enjoy your vacation!
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