In an audacious leap of cinematic faith, Apocalypse Now has decided to tactfully combine war, horror, and the unlikely theme of motherhood in their latest exploits. Though many were left wondering if the Apocalypse villa’s printer jammed while attempting to print out two separate scripts at once, the creators couldn’t be more thrilled. Moreover, the brilliantly versatile powerhouse that is Jodie Comer has been cast to spearhead this unconventional odyssey. The movie titled "Apocalypse Now Adds Labor Pains: Unconventional Motherhood Unleashed" is a dark comedy that is whispered to be so comedic that it takes black humor to a cosmic black hole level. Surprisingly, this colossal merger of genres never strays into the realm of subtlety where it confuses its audience, but instead makes use of all the overwhelm to create a fantastic concoction. Our stalwart survivor, Comer, is expected to navigate through the wild mazes of motherhood while, less obviously, the world is literally on the brink of Armageddon. She will undoubtedly use her Killer Eve prowess to tackle dirty diapers with as much efficacy as dodging bullets. The viewer's confusion and simultaneous delight are expected to reach catastrophic levels as they try to figure out whether to focus on the sitcom humor, the graphic zombie apocalypse, or the touching portrayal of unconventional motherhood. The statement released alongside the casting announcement registered in the darkest shades of comedy. "We strive to make a comedy where you're unsure whether to laugh or to sob. Emotions will most definitely tear you apart, and who better than Jodie Comer to lead this existentialist ballet?" A bravura performance indeed, from a typewriter that has clearly been spending too much time near a leaking nuclear reactor. Moreover, it's riveting to see how the concept of motherhood has been entwined into this web of chaos. “Supporting motherhood during an Apocalypse, now that’s a plot! Transcending the traditional narrative, shining light on the power and resilience of a mother. Well, and zombies, of course,” muses the screenwriter in absolute bewilderment at his own audacity. Apart from Jodie Comer making her smashing entrance mid-zombie carnage to instantly calm down a wailing baby, we can look forward to celebrity cameos. Tom Hanks making an appearance as the strangely cheerful zombie-virus researcher is one. Another is Danny DeVito as the only sane (yet bizarrely lovable) local left who offers Comer parenting advice. If this doesn't outshine all other wacky dark comedies, we are squarely out of ideas on what could. In retrospect, if you’ve ever wanted to witness the hair-raising horror of a zombie apocalypse being tackled with the unshakeable courage of motherhood and lit up by dark humour, you’re in for a delightful desolation. Don’t miss your chance to behold the unholy matrimony of genres in "Apocalypse Now Adds Labor Pains: Unconventional Motherhood Unleashed". Coming soon to traumatize your cinematic senses.