In a move that has shocked absolutely no one, noted actor Siddique announced his "leave of absence" from the prestigious Association of Malayalam Movie Artists (A.M.M.A.) as he gracefully bowed out following unwelcome sexual assault allegations. It appears that a career in acting is not as conducive to your reputation as one might hope, especially when faced with claims that might best be avoided during interviews. After receiving a well-deserved wake-up call on August 24 from a courageous woman actor who dared to speak up, Siddique decided that stepping back from his high-ranking role was the most prudent course of action. "I figured if I can't act responsibly, I might as well act my way out of this," he said in a candid television interview while donning an oversized wig and a fake mustache, clearly channeling his inner comedic genius. Siddique confirmed sending his resignation to the President of A.M.M.A., none other than superstar Mohanlal, who is likely sipping coconut water while shaking his head in disbelief at the latest chapter of this ongoing drama. "Yes, I have tendered my official resignation to the president of the organisation," Siddique stated, adding, "Turns out, allegations can be more damaging than a bad script!" It is unclear what Siddique plans to do next, but insiders speculate he may be eyeing a career in stand-up comedy—though his timing may suggest improv classes are in his future. In a symbolic gesture, the actor even suggested that A.M.M.A. should consider implementing a "no allegations" policy, which the organization will promptly disregard in a team meeting that might just end up as a comedy roast. As Twitter exploded with reactions ranging from disbelief to amusement, many fans are hopeful that Siddique will take this time to reflect on his choices—not just in the industry but also in the fine art of keeping one's hands to oneself. Meanwhile, his resignation raises the question: Can one ever truly leave the spotlight when the spotlight is busy shining light on your questionable choices? Stay tuned for more updates on this unfolding spectacle, which has all the makings of a blockbuster: drama, scandal, and perhaps an unexpected redemption arc—preferably without any more plot twists involving legal issues.