**For immediate release** Title: Menopausal Women Can Finally Chill Out, Thanks to Newest FDA-approved Drug The F.D.A. has helped produce another win for those of us whose sweat glands are on overdrive, announcing the new darling of menopause – Veozah! Never before has blocking our neurotic brain receptors been so sexy. Say goodbye to night sweats, hot flashes, and your husband's judgmental side-eye as you frantically fan yourself with a grocery store circular. Veozah, the first neurokinin 3 (NK3) receptor antagonist approved by the FDA to treat moderate to severe hot flashes from menopause, is here to save the flush-faced day. "Hallelujah," sobbed one woman, as she finally took off her third layer of clothing. "No more 'special' fan in my purse at weddings!" Response from the public has been overwhelmingly positive. "If I could hug whatever genius created this pill, I would," said one menopausal woman, wiping away a single bead of sweat from her brow with a wry smile. "But beware, men. This newfound chill may lead to a whole new breed of cool, collected, and empowered women!" Clinical studies have shown that Veozah, with its power to bind to and block the activities of the NK3 receptor, can reduce hot flash frequency by as much as 75% and hot flash intensity by a whopping 87%. Talk about putting out the fire! In response to the approval of Veozah, one pharmaceutical executive commented, "Maybe now the ladies will stop cranking the AC every five minutes. Seriously, our office feels like the frozen tundra." However, critics of the new drug are skeptical. "I just think Veozah is a slippery slope," opined one concerned citizen. "What's next? A pill for coping with men's midlife crises? It's just unnatural." But for women who have spent years searching for a solution to their heat-inspired misery, Veozah is one major step toward temperature harmony. One can only imagine the collective sigh of relief from menopausal women across the country, simultaneously every husband's unwitting shudder. Brace yourself, America – the possibility of a thaw in the menopause ice age is here.