NASHVILLE, Tenn. -- In a stunning twist of fate, economists have reported that the recent conclusion of Taylor Swift's Eras Tour might just be the final nail in the coffin of the global economy—just as predicted by several financial doomsayers armed with nothing but their student loans and an unhealthy attachment to conspiracy theories. After an astounding 3.5 hours of relentless pop perfection featuring 44 songs from her illustrious 10-era career, fans are left not only in a euphoric stupor but also staring blankly at their empty bank accounts, wondering how a single night of joy could cost them a minor fortune. "I used to think I understood how compound interest worked," lamented one devout Swiftie, clutching a credit card with a balance reading "overdrawn." "Now, all I know is I can't afford to eat for the next month—who needs food when you have 'All Too Well' in its 10-minute cinematic glory?" The tour's monumental success not only shattered attendance records, but it also wreaked havoc on the wallets of countless fans who—let's be honest—were only there for the chance to scream, cry, and potentially faint in the presence of their idol. The economic impact is so massive that some experts are suggesting that Swift should consider running for president, with a campaign slogan like, "Folklore Over Fiscal Responsibility." Meanwhile, venues across the globe are in shock as they adjust to the sudden void left by Swift's departure. "We'll never replace her," said a tearful stadium manager. "We thought we had it bad when we lost an annual Frozen on Ice event. But now? This is next-level heartbreak." In the wake of this cataclysmic tour ending, many venues are reportedly considering unconventional acts to fill the schedule. Rumors suggest candle-making workshops and interpretive dance performances featuring world-famous TikTokers. And let's not overlook the environmental impact of Swift's extensive setlist. Reports indicate that the carbon footprint of supplying confetti cannons for 44 songs across 150 shows may lead to an increase in climate anxiety that will make Swift’s “The Archer” sound like an upbeat summer anthem. Environmental groups are urgently calling for a “Swift Tax” on future concerts, suggesting that fans might need to sign a petition just to get their favorite artists to perform with less glitter and more sustainable practices. As the final concert unfolds in Vancouver, fans brace themselves for the bittersweet reality of life without nightly Taylor Swift catharsis. Many have already begun to plan their next two years in preparation for her next tour cycle, openly lamenting their need for financial recovery while also simultaneously budgeting for the inevitable pre-sale frenzy. In closing, it looks like it will be a long, hard road for Swifties, who will indeed have to choose between paying their rent or enjoying a night out with their favorite artist’s greatest hits. The silver lining? Many are reporting that they have learned valuable life lessons about budgeting, emotional stability, and the true meaning of friendship—especially when found in the form of splitting cab fares to the venue.