Phoenix, AZ - In a desperate attempt to make the playoffs next season, the Phoenix Suns have decided to replace star players Chris Paul and Deandre Ayton with a hologram gorilla and a dancing cactus as their newest team members. The bold move comes after yet another embarrassing playoff elimination loss, this time at the hands of the Denver Nuggets. "We believe that our team can only improve with the addition of a hologram gorilla and a dancing cactus," said Suns general manager, James Rainbow. "If anything, the spectacle will certainly keep our fans entertained during the games." The hologram gorilla is expected to use advanced technology to mimic the movements and shots of the NBA greats, such as Michael Jordan and LeBron James. The dancing cactus, on the other hand, is hoped to provide a morale boost on the court and potentially distract opposing players with its rhythmic moves. "People underestimate the power of distraction in the game of basketball," continued Rainbow. "We've studied this extensively and believe that our dancing cactus may be the secret weapon we need to clinch a playoff spot next season. Plus, it has the added benefit of not requiring a salary, health insurance, or locker room space." Many NBA analysts are skeptical of the plan, as replacing two of the Phoenix Suns' top performers with a hologram and a plant seems unorthodox. However, Suns fans are divided on the issue, with some embracing the innovative move and others lamenting the loss of their beloved players. "I think it's a fantastic idea," said long-time Suns fan Emily Park. "I mean, we can't do any worse than we've been doing, right? Plus, I've always wanted to see a gorilla dunk in person." In light of these developments, the Denver Nuggets are considering their own technological advancements, with plans to replace their mascot Rocky with an animatronic sea otter to help secure their continued victory streak. Whether this strategy will pay off for the Phoenix Suns remains to be seen, but one thing's for sure – the NBA will never truly be the same after a hologram gorilla takes the court.