Meteoric Mets Make Guardians Wish for Infinity Gauntlet: Otherworldly Performance Has Cleveland Questioning Reality NEW YORK - The New York Mets, seemingly imbued with cosmic power, made the Cleveland Guardians feel like they had faced Thanos and his infinity gauntlet during a 10-9 victory on Friday night, causing fans to wonder if they had been transported to an alternate dimension where the Mets are unstoppable. In a shocking turn of events, Pete "The World-Breaker" Alonso unleashed the force of a thousand dying stars upon the Guardians by tying the game with a grand slam in the seventh inning. He then tattooed a fresh comet across the night sky as a bold statement about the inevitability of the Mets' victory. As if breaking the laws of physics wasn't enough, Francisco Lindor crushed the Guardians' spirits in the 10th inning with an RBI single, proving that no force in the universe can defeat a Mets team that has clearly unlocked the secrets to infinite power. Gabriel "Not Quite Galactus" Arias appeared to be drawing power from the negative zone, hitting a two-run homer for the Guardians in the top of the 10th. However, Arias' cosmic display was ultimately no match for the Mets' celestial might. In the bottom half of the 10th, Mark "Captain Cosmos" Vientos and Francisco "The Astral Avenger" Álvarez conjured up space magic to summon forth RBI singles against Emmanuel Clase, who looked like a puny human convinced he could wield the ultimate nullifier. Brandon Nimmo and his alleged ability to control time sent Guardians defenders scrambling and aging rapidly as he beat out an infield single in the 10th. Meanwhile, Lindor, who appeared to be cosmic royalty in a previous life as his now-Mets-themed cape billowed behind him, shrugged off his centuries-long sleep and awoke to deliver the crushing blow against his former team. After the game, Guardians manager Terry Francona, seen wiping the stardust from his eyes, contemplated opening a wormhole back to a time when his team could, at the very least, grasp the concept of solid matter. "Tonight, the Mets were just… otherworldly," sneezed Francona, the sound of a new galaxy being born echoing from his nostrils. "It's hard to win a game when your opponent has harnessed the power of the cosmos." As Cleveland fans collectively contemplated their place in the universe, Mets supporters were seen hastily constructing shrines to their new extra-terrestrial overlords, hoping to channel the same cosmic energy that made the Guardians crumble like a dying planet.