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Sports / a year ago
Kraken Enthusiasts Summon Sea Monster to Devour Dallas Stars in Epic Game 6 Showdown
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Seattle Kraken fans summon sea monster to devour Dallas Stars in epic Game 6 showdown.
Seattle Kraken Enthusiasts Summon Sea Monster to Devour Dallas Stars in Epic Game 6 Showdown SEATTLE (SNN) – It was a wild night at Climate Pledge Arena on Tuesday as Seattle Kraken enthusiasts took matters into their own hands to help ensure a victory for the NHL team in game 6 of their playoff series against the Dallas Stars. Fans chanted ancient incantations, and a real-life sea monster, or Kraken, appeared and devoured the visiting Dallas Stars players on the ice. The Dallas Stars, up three games to two in the series, suddenly found themselves in a life-or-death battle against the monstrous beast summoned by the Kraken faithful. The sea monster, ironically named "Fluffy," wreaked havoc on the ice, rendering the Stars incapable of playing and forcing the game officials to award the victory to the home team by default. Prior to the game's monstrous turn of events, Kraken fans had arrived at the arena as early as possible, carrying octopuses, seaweed, and buckets of sea water. As the game approached, the fans gathered in a circle, began chanting the summoning ritual, and the massive Kraken burst through the ice, scaring the bejesus out of everyone in the arena. In an exclusive SNN interview, Tina Tentacles, the leader of the monster-summoning Kraken fan group, said, "We heard that our beloved team needed our help, so we did our best to give them the ultimate home-ice advantage. Plus, it's always been a dream of mine to see a mythical sea creature swallow an opposing sports team." The NHL has yet to release an official statement on the game's outcome or whether Fluffy, the newly-summoned Kraken, will be permitted to remain in Seattle. Meanwhile, the city's Department of Transportation has already reported traffic congestion on Interstate 5 caused by a giant tentacle crossing the roadway. Following this unbelievable come-from-behind victory, the Seattle Kraken will now advance to Game 7 in a series tied at three games apiece. The Dallas Stars players have been discharged from the hospital after being, quite literally, spit out by the Kraken. However, it remains to be seen whether the now-traumatized Stars will muster-up enough courage to face the Kraken and their fans in a do or die game 7, or if they will throw in the towel and demand their moms attend the game. The epic battle between the NHL teams and the irresistible force of a united fan base with super (natural) powers continues, and one can only speculate what awaits in the annals of Seattle Kraken's playoff history.
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