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Climate / a year ago
Gaslighting Our Way to Net Zero? Think Again – A Hard Hitting Podcast with Lenore Taylor
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Lenore Taylor's hard-hitting podcast, "Gaslighting Our Way to Net Zero? Think Again," exposes the reality of climate change denial by global leaders and their false promises of net-zero by 2050. Urging action through social media engagement, the revelations have left governments scrambling for excuses and solutions.
In what many are calling the most exhilarating hour in podcast history, Lenore Taylor, editor of The Guardian Australia, has openly exposed the blatant gaslighting dominating global climate change discussions. The hard-hitting episode, titled "Gaslighting Our Way to Net Zero? Think Again," has left numerous world leaders squirming in denial and Earth laughing as she plots her scorching revenge. The explosive podcast condemns global leaders for selling farfetched climate crises lies like snake oil salesmen, only to be continuously blindsided by trivialities like wildfires, tsunamis, and that pesky thing called "scientific evidence." Yet, as Taylor expertly points out, these (not so) unforeseen catastrophes haven't stopped the environmental gaslighters from holding steadfast to their "net-zero by 2050" pledges – a phrase that is quickly becoming the political equivalent of "I swear, this has never happened to me before." The revelations provided by the podcast have analysts urging everyone to live in constant existential dread until something substantial is done about climate change. However, they quickly reassured listeners that there's no need to put down their smartphones, these calls for change can and should be done through social media engagement alone. Governments worldwide have lambasted Taylor's findings as nothing more than whimsical conjecture, all while frantically searching the internet for ways to remain cool during unseasonal heatwaves. Unrelated, the Ministry of Ignoring Serious Environmental Issues (MISEI) has stated they are currently shopping for new office space, preferably something with air-conditioning and a must-have moat to counter any unexpected flooding. In perhaps the most ironic twist, Taylor’s podcast was recorded entirely using renewable-energy-powered microphones, thus causing the world's collective heads to explode at the sheer hypocrisy of it all. As to the question of whether nations will continue "Gaslighting Our Way to Net Zero," it appears that for now, governments will maintain their commitment to hopelessly unattainable goals and public manipulation, akin to a magician with sweaty hands and a faulty top hat. To witness the unflinching takedown of global inaction, you can tune into Lenore Taylor's groundbreaking podcast on all major streaming formats. Because nothing screams environmental crisis more than beanbags, noise-canceling headphones, and an offensively large volume of likes and shares.
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Original title: Why gas is not the answer to our net zero ambitions – Full Story podcast with Lenore Taylor
exmplary article: https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/audio/2023/may/19/why-gas-is-not-the-answer-to-our-net-zero-ambitions-full-story-podcast-with-lenore-taylor

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