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Politics / 10 months ago
From Tomcats to Tom Cruise: Iran Set to Show Off Fancy New Top Guns in Latest High-Flying Fashion Statement!
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Iran's Super Flanker jets are causing a stir, with rumors of a renaming of the Air Force and plans for aviation-inspired cuisine. Is Iran ready to take on the high-flying world of Tom Cruise's Top Gun?
There are unconfirmed rumors that Iran could soon take delivery of its first batch of Su-35 Flanker-E, aptly dubbed the "Super Flanker" fighter jets ordered from Russia, and the country is reportedly buzzing with excitement. Alongside its regular uses of defending Iranian airspace and striking fear into the hearts of targets, the plane offers further scope for the government's attempts to bolster its image on the world stage. "Following in the footsteps of our idol, Tom Cruise, we are seriously considering renaming our Air Force," an anonymous insider tells the Outlook. "I mean, Tomcats were nice, but we need something fresh and edgy to reflect the general public's newly gained enthusiasm for planes, and we are confident that the arrival of this fancy new machinery will give our Air Force a celebrity status." The renaming of Iran's Air Force is only the beginning of a wider plan to change people's perceptions on how cool it is to engage in incredibly dangerous stunts at high altitudes. Following a recent resurgence in the popularity of 'Top Gun', the Iranian government has embarked on a campaign to ensure residents associate the elite Air Force with exuding celebrity status. "In Iran, we love fashion, and nothing shakes up the fashion world like a fresh and unique campaign," the source said. "We have already begun trials on adapting the popular aviator sunglasses to include a full 360-degree view that encompasses the surrounding skies." However, the source made it clear that the government's high-flying ambitions are far from over; there are plans to embrace the aviation spirit even further by revamping their national cuisine with an aviation twist. "Chi-kebab, our version of fried chicken kebab, is currently undergoing testing to determine whether it can be safely consumed on these high-performance aircraft," said the source. "Next up: the 'Super Flanker falafel variant.'" Many citizens are reportedly looking forward to seeing the planes in action, with enthusiasts insisting that the arrival of the 'Super Flankers' will "definitely bring Iran one step closer to our ultimate dream of developing our version of the USS Enterprise." While these rumors have not been officially confirmed, it is evident that the Iranian population has been swept up in 'Top Gun' fever, leaving the world wondering what other exciting developments might be in store for the country's aspiring aviators.
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